September 2011
1 post
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Life With Liz: Attention Tumblr, friends,... →
lifewithliz:
I was laid off 6 months ago. Since then I have made a full time job of aggressively seeking a job. I’ve done some freelance work but I am ready for a full time position. My efforts alone have not been enough. Here’s where you come in:
It’s simple, really. I am offering $1,004 (I like the…
Example of some good marketing.
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
2 posts
5 Bucks
lifewithliz:
Apparently that’s all I’m worth, 5 dollars. Well, at least to the guy in the Cadillac who offered me a measly 5 dollars for sexual favors.
I wanted to whip my hair back and yell that I couldn’t even buy a cup of coffee at Starbucks for that, but then he let everyone in earshot know I have hot legs, which I’m guessing that was all he could see with my winter coat on.
Just another...
February 2010
3 posts
Coffee Addiction Update
lifewithliz:
So…..I had a 12oz cup of coffee.
Just one though, I swear. Don’t be mad.
Not bad. This is my first cup of coffee since last Friday so I think I’m doing ok. Clearly I’m not the quit cold turkey type but I’m not going to let this affect my progress, even though it may look as though it has.
Please don’t be disappointed in me.
I was going to wait to tell you this, but since you...
January 2010
6 posts
Happy First Trimester to me!
lifewithliz:
Hehe, kidding, relax y’all this was just a drill, I wanted to see how many of you are paying attention. Happy Three month Anniversary to me! Isn’t this the cutest bouquet cupcake you ever saw?
Paul’s Comment: First of all, sorry for the hiatus. I’m an accountant and this time of year, I have minimal free time.
Liz, It’s looks like there is a bite mark. ...
Bar Exam Redux
agonyofeffete:
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 was one of the happiest days of my life. Having just completed the New York Bar Exam, I walked out of the Javits Center in Manhattan and embarked on a three-day blackout. Confident I had passed (I did), I celebrated the fact that I would never again have to endure that hateful, miserable experience.
But because I’ve since moved to Virginia, fast forward...
December 2009
16 posts
Stack of Dimes......
saratt:
is one of the best podcasts out there. You can find it on itunes, and it makes us laugh every time we listen to it. For example, on one episode they were discussing the merits of family dining restaurants and started talking about Chevy’s (which they do not have in WA any longer) fajitas, except they call the fajitas: vagitas…..yes they pronounce fajitas like vaginas. We could not stop...
Guilty Pleasures
lifewithliz:
lifewithpaul:
lifewithliz:
lifewithpaul:
On a scale of 1 to pathetic, what would you say to the fact that I watched 5 episodes of One Tree Hill on sunday.
And before you answer, I should probably give you the full picture here: My wife was did not force me to watch this. In fact, she was out of town for the weekend. Only a few episodes left and I’ll be completely caught up...
Guilty Pleasures
lifewithliz:
lifewithpaul:
On a scale of 1 to pathetic, what would you say to the fact that I watched 5 episodes of One Tree Hill on sunday.
And before you answer, I should probably give you the full picture here: My wife was did not force me to watch this. In fact, she was out of town for the weekend. Only a few episodes left and I’ll be completely caught up this season.
In my defense,...
Guilty Pleasures
On a scale of 1 to pathetic, what would you say to the fact that I watched 5 episodes of One Tree Hill on sunday.
And before you answer, I should probably give you the full picture here: My wife was did not force me to watch this. In fact, she was out of town for the weekend. Only a few episodes left and I’ll be completely caught up this season.
In my defense, the Chicago Bears were...
Knock Knock. Who's there? DJ Douchebag.
In your (LifeWithLiz) recent post, you asked everyone “what’s your name?”. Naturally, I was curious to see why you were asking that question; so I clicked on the link.
A jersey shore nickname generator came up. Hoping for something cool, I anxiously typed in my name. The result:
DJ Douchebag.
WTF?
Somebody call 911
lifewithliz:
When one thing goes wrong, it all goes wrong. In the last 24 hours…
I made bread dough, which smelled awesome, but burnt in my oven
I made bread dough again, messed up the recipe, and it looked like silly putty
I attempted to make chicken soup which had no taste (which never happens to me btw), had to start all over
my red velvet cake that I slaved over broke in half
This is...
Recognition!
Posted earlier today by Life With Liz
lifewithliz:
Ok, I have been debating whether or not to talk about this for a few days now. I kind of thought if I ignored it, it would stop, or the nuance of it would subside, but it did not and now I must vent.
My man friend/husband/Paul, honestly call him what you like has crossed the line, invaded my world and my privacy. The first 6 months we were...
Congratulations Scott and Adrianne
Yesterday, I mentioned to my boss that I would be getting in a little late today. We have a good working relationship, so she didnt feel the need to ask me why I’d be coming in late. Today, when I got here, she didnt ask where I was. So, I just started working and we carried on our normal work-related and non work-related conversations.
All morning, as she and I have been discussing the...
“Posted earlier today by Life With Liz:
Well, I just pooped my pants by...”
– Husband (25 year old adult) in response to when he would be coming home tonight.
Please Note: He did not actually sh*t his pants, and will be home by 7pm.
(via lifewithliz)
Paul’s Comment: Thank you for clarifying to the world that your 25 year old husband did not actually crap himself. ...
“Posted earlier today by Life with Liz:
“So I’m drinking a can of coke...”
– The husband at work. Now I know what to get him for Hanukkah….THIS! (via lifewithliz)
Paul’s comment: Hmmm…
Welcome
Hi, my name is Paul. My wife Liz has a blog on tumblr called Life With Liz. For a while now, i have been asking her to create a comment box for me to post responses or comments to some of her posts. After hearing no after no, i decided to make my own blog. The purpose of my blog is merely to serve as a forum to discuss Liz’s posts. Discuss might be the wrong word, as that might seem to...