lifewithliz:

chatter:

Is it sad that this is topping my birthday list right now? I HATE CHOPPING.

Don’t get this!  It lies!  I bought it on Saturday and it doesn’t work AT ALL.

I should point out that we purchased the Cuisinart version, which was less than effective.  It couldn’t even slice a freaking tomato (funny because that’s what’s in the picture here).  I’m pretty sure a plastic knife could do a better job chopping a tomato than this POS.  That being said, I have only myself to blame.  I have wanted one of these ever since I saw an infomercial while watching Nick at Nite.  For some reason though, when we were at Bed Bath and Beyond, we decided to go with the Cuisinart and not the sure fire “As seen on TV” Slap Chop.  Everyone knows that you can’t go wrong with an “As seen on TV” product (like Proactiv).