lifewithliz:

So…..I had a 12oz cup of coffee.

Just one though, I swear.  Don’t be mad.

Not bad.  This is my first cup of coffee since last Friday so I think I’m doing ok.  Clearly I’m not the quit cold turkey type but I’m not going to let this affect my progress, even though it may look as though it has.

Please don’t be disappointed in me.

I was going to wait to tell you this, but since you couldn’t even make it a week, I figure there is no point in waiting any longer.  So every morning, I have been grinding up a caffeine pill and putting it in your orange juice (yes, like your dad’s shrooms - no not the shrooms that most of you are thinking about).  So apparently, it’s just your natural personality to be unpleasant.